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Friday, October 24, 2008

Hot Gay Men with Nice Upper Arms

Eek - it's rare, next-day post! And it's back, per the request of loyal reader Lis: the rare pumpkin azzzz shot! Normally, I can't handle this much blogging because I get sick of hearing myself talk, but today I just have a quick thought I couldn't wait to share.

My gay friends G and J invited us to a pumpkin-carving party with all their buddies last night. K stayed home to watch the World Series, but I decided to go, and it turned out I was the only female there. Let me say that every boy in the house was adorable, intelligent, friendly, confident, funny, professional, and built, with a HOT BOD. Let me repeat: HOT BOD.

So, after a second glass of white wine last night, I almost thought a few of them were actually flirting with me. I mean, normally when a guy sidles up next do you, looks you in the eye, asks you questions, listens to your answer, AND asks follow-up questions, he's flirting with you (right?). Well, right there is the mind-trippin' strangeness of being a female in an enclosed space with hot gay men with nice upper arms: they're NOT flirting with you. I know, isn't that weird!?

All I can say is this: I'm sure glad I'm married, because if I were single and on the market, I'd be seriously depressed. I'd be like, all of these perfect male specimens be gay. I'd probably trick myself into believing I really could attract one or more of them with my pumpkin carving abilities and effervescent laughter - and then it wouldn't work, and then I'd think of the world as a horribly unfair place.


Anonymous said...

welcome to my world. when g was my roommate, he'd have these awesome dinner parties since he's such a fabulous cook. i'd be sitting at the head of the table, with handsome men on either side of me, knowing i could look but could not touch. the worst was, going out to a gay bar with him and having the gay men tell me i was adorable and how could i not be married?!?! ahh, such is life.

*~*Lis*~* said...

how unfair is right! I hate when I go somewhere where the guys are obviously gay but so freakin' HOT!!!

Monica LeMoine said...

Yes, ladies, precisely my point.

*~*Lis*~* said...

hey where'd that sexy azzzz go??? :)

Monica LeMoine said...

OK Lis, I'm bringing back the azzz, just for you.

Michelle said...

YAY for the sexy AZZZ!

eggorchicken said...

OH gawd I'm ROFL @ the sexy azz! Bwahaha!

Also at this post - why not use this one for your academic reading?! Hehe, still chuckling here.


janis said...

Oh gosh, were you lucky or what?!
btw, dd just came back and saw the photo of that, erm, jack-o-lantern??!!

Monica LeMoine said...

EGGORCHICKEN: Hmmm, I like your thinking. I think this would be great for the academic reading. Great way to rile things up.

JANIS: yes - it's the lovliest jackolantern you'll ever see.